Ah, Valentine’s Day, the one day of the year when love is not just in the air but plastered all over your social media feed.
It’s a time when the world divides into two distinct groups: those basking in the warm glow of romance and … well, you.
While other couples out there are living out their own personal rom-coms, YOU are navigating the real world with your trusty sidekick, your phone.
So, grab your favorite snack (which you don’t have to share with anyone else), and let’s enjoy some funny examples of THEM vs. YOU on Valentine’s Day.
OTHER people on Valentine’s Day compared to what YOU are doing on that day.
They’re toasting to love with champagne; you’re toasting bread in your kitchen.
They’re exchanging passionate kisses; you’re exchanging memes in a group chat.
They’re staring into each other’s eyes; you’re staring at your phone.
They’re gazing into each other’s eyes; you’re staring into your empty fridge.
They’re holding hands; you’re holding your phone.
They’re sending messages of love; you’re sending LOL into the group chat.
They’re planning a future together; you’re planning a binge-watch session for one.
They’re enjoying the scent of fresh roses; you can smell your microwaved leftovers for dinner.
Their night ends with a kiss; your night ends with the notification sound reminding you to charge your phone.
They’re laughing at each other’s jokes; you’re laughing at memes … by yourself.
They’re dining by candlelight; your face is being lit up by the light of your screen.
They’re sharing their feelings with each other; you’re sharing your screen time stats, which is probably the longest relationship you’ve ever had.
