“I’ll scroll until I’m sleepy.”
Famous last words … then almost instantaneously it’s dawn and you have learned more about the mating habits of Mongolian long-eared hedgehogs than you ever intended.
I know this happens to you more than you’d like to admit.
ME: I’m going to bed early tonight.
Also me at 3am: (Typing in Google) Do ghosts have teeth?
So, does that mean instead of counting sheep, you’re now counting how many teeth a ghost might have? OR did that random noise outside just freak you out?
Your phone doesn’t need an invite to suck the life out of your sleep schedule. It’s already in your hand, draining your will to sleep with every swipe. Every ping, ding, or buzz from your phone is like a personal invitation to abandon your sleep plans. “Oh, someone liked my post from three years ago? I must address this immediately!”
So, who needs sleep when you can dance the night away with the blue light of your phone screen? It’s like a disco for one, where the only thing brighter than your future is your screen.
What is the weirdest thing YOU have googled in bed at night?
