Ah, the annual tradition of not changing!
Yes, another year has gone by and I STILL haven’t become a better person … so much for that New Year’s Resolution.
I’m sure I deserve a medal for consistency. Not in self-improvement, but in spectacularly staying the same.
Why strive for self-improvement when I can excel at remaining exactly the same? I’m practically a professional at it now.
So, Let’s throw a party for not changing! We’ll toast to the same old you with the same old habits. It’s like a reunion with yourself!
